
daddy eggs
Oh wow.
daaaaang
FINALLY!
i’ve been waiting for this to come back on my dash!
actually this is still my dad headcanon
(Source: darnbedamned)

daddy eggs
Oh wow.
daaaaang
FINALLY!
i’ve been waiting for this to come back on my dash!
actually this is still my dad headcanon
(Source: darnbedamned)

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
my babies are crying and now I’m upset
well that was unexpected
dean why are you having sex with that woman
whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure
superhighschoollevelpunkrocker:
When I hear “AC”
Two images pop into my mind
There’s this guy
And then there’s this guy
both are the faces of imminent death
they’re all still the faces of imminent death